By Penny Smith
Yes, he really did say these things.
I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler,
It’s literally going to cease to exist. (1990)
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese
In order to make United States manufacturing non-competitive. (2012)
Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest –
And you all know it!
Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure;
It’s not your fault. (2013)
I don’t repeat myself. I don’t repeat myself. (2017)
To be blunt, people will vote for me.
They just would.
Maybe because I’m so good looking. (1999)
Not only will I stand up for Article One.
I’ll stand up for Article Two,
Article Twelve, You Name it,
Of the Constitution. (2017. There are 7 articles in the US Constitution)
I’m also honored
To have the greatest temperament
That anybody has. (2016)
I very much look forward
To showing my financials
Because they are huge. (2011)
When I look at myself in the First Grade
And I look at myself now,
I’m basically the same.
The temperament is not that different. (2017)
I will be phenomenal to the women.
I mean, I want to help women. (2015)
Good people don’t go into government. (2017)